loracarol:

I don’t care if you don’t like space puns

I like space puns

comet me bro

mydrunkkitchen:

becausebirds:

Presidential candidate or Disney Princess?

PLEASE REGISTER TO VOTE.

WE NEED DISNEY MAGIC TO WIN!

http://vote.usa.gov

atlasflames:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear. 

franniesivan:

blue neighbourhood (pt1/pt2)

yungcydd:

warpstar:

princessnasa:

d0nn0:

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

@warpstar didnt you post this ages ago jfc

OMG IT HAS A MILLION NOTES NOW?  i ripped this from some doc in freshman year

@ahart0702

jasonhorton:

Target is pretty slick

joetrohmanquotes:

thanks for the help joe

howtotrainyourbabyboo:

Why be the dancing queen when you can be the killer queen, gunpowder gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your mind

inkieblu:

Drunk Space Grandpa

someone take him home, please

infinity-on-dru:

you look so pretty but you’re gone so soon

squiddleward:

squiddleward:

when someone likes ur post and doesn’t reblog

people are liking this post without reblogging and i

bpdlyrics:

G.I.N.A.S.F.S. // FALL OUT BOY

infinitiesonhighs:

Fall Out Boy Backstage at the 2015 AMAs